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Rage Recipes: Blueberry Oatmeal Muffins

These blueberry oatmeal muffins will make you swear like a sailor while you bake them. Follow this recipe filled with profanity and dark humor to create the perfect sweet and fruity treats.

Fucking Delicious Fish Tacos Recipe to Satisfy Your Angry Soul

Listen up, you sorry excuse for a home cook! I'm here to show you how to make some mouth-watering fish tacos that will make you forget about all those pathetic excuses for tacos you've had before.

What the Fuck is it Now? Peach Pecan Chicken Skewers

Alright, you sorry lot of culinary imbeciles. Today, I'm gracing your pathetic existence with a recipe that might actually make your taste buds wake the hell up - Peach Pecan Chicken Skewers.

Fucking Tangy Lemon Raspberry Cupcakes

Today, I've decided to grace you with a recipe for some fucking tangy Lemon Raspberry Cupcakes. Buckle the fuck up and get ready for a flavor explosion in your mouth. Let me tell you something, these so-called food bloggers who write generic, uninspired recipes make my blood boil. Well, not here, not on Rage Recipes. We bring the fucking flavor, the passion, and the anger to every damn recipe we create.

Angry Peach Pecan Crusted Salmon

Sick of food trends? Cook with fucking passion! Try this angry peach pecan crusted salmon and enjoy real, flavorful food like a boss!

Rage Recipes: Cranberry Walnut Stuffed Acorn Squash

Today's recipe is for Cranberry Walnut Stuffed Acorn Squash because apparently, some people actually enjoy this shit. Well, I'm here to fucking guide you through making this so you don't screw it up like you do everything else in your pathetic cooking life. This dish is perfect for when you want to pretend you're fancy and sophisticated but deep down, you're just a culinary disaster waiting to happen.

Rage Recipes: Blueberry Lemonade Popsicles

Today, you little shits, we're making Blueberry Lemonade Popsicles. Popsicles are the perfect f**king treat to cool your sorry ass down on a hot summer day. And if you don't like popsicles, then maybe you should just go eat a bowl of lukewarm oatmeal, you absolute troglodyte.

Rage Recipes: Lemon Herb Roasted Chicken

Today we're diving into the world of roasting a fucking chicken, specifically a Lemon Herb Roasted Chicken. Keep your truffle oil and edible flowers, I'll stick to the basics and make it fucking tasty.

Fiery Cajun Jambalaya Recipe for Badass Cooks

Today we're diving into the fiery world of Cajun cuisine with this down-and-dirty recipe for Cajun Jambalaya. I chose this recipe because I'm sick and tired of all those basic, bland-ass dishes out there. It's time to spice things up and slap your taste buds awake with this bold and badass jambalaya.

Rage Recipes: Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap

Today, you've stumbled upon my recipe for a Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap. This ain't your grandma's chicken salad - it's time to pack this wrap with fucking flavor and not a drop of guilt. Oh, you thought you were being so goddamn virtuous by choosing a salad wrap, didn't you? Well, let me tell you something - just because it's a salad doesn't mean it's healthy.