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Rage Recipes: Pulled Pork Sandwich

Ingredients:

  • Pork shoulder - because why the hell not?
  • Kosher salt - don't you dare use that regular salt bullshit
  • Black pepper - grind that shit fresh, no pre-ground crap
  • Garlic powder - make sure it's real garlic, not that fake garbage
  • Onion powder - because onions deserve some damn credit too
  • BBQ sauce - use a good quality one, none of that watery crap
  • Apple cider vinegar - none of that fake vinegar nonsense
  • Buns - get some sturdy ones, none of that flimsy crap that falls apart
  • Coleslaw - optional, but why the hell not add some veggie goodness?

Recipe:

First off, season that goddamn pork shoulder liberally with kosher salt, black pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Don't be shy, you want that flavor to punch you in the face.

Sear the seasoned pork in a hot pan until it gets a nice crust. None of that pale, flabby nonsense - we want some color on that meat.

Transfer the pork to a slow cooker, pour in some BBQ sauce and a splash of apple cider vinegar. Let that bad boy cook low and slow until it's so tender it falls apart with a glare.

Once the pork is done, shred that deliciousness with two fucking forks. Pile that succulent meat onto a sturdy bun, top it with some coleslaw if you're feeling fancy, and shove it in your face like your life depends on it.

What the fuck are you still doing here reading this? Go to the damn kitchen and make this Pulled Pork Sandwich, you culinary masochist!

xoxo
The Very Fucking Angry Chef
posted on Friday, September 6 2024

Brought to you with an unhealthy dose of anger and love for food.