Rage Recipes: Blueberry Oatmeal Muffins

Recipe:

Preheat your oven to a sizzling 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Grease your muffin pan like you mean it because we don't want these little bastards sticking.

In a large fucking bowl, mix together the flour, oats, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Make sure it's all well combined or suffer the consequences.

In a separate damn bowl, whisk together the milk, oil, and egg until it's smoother than a con artist. Pour this wet mixture into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Don't overmix, unless you want tough muffins. Nobody wants that shit.

Gently fold in the blueberries like you're handling fragile explosives. Evenly distribute the batter into the muffin cups because we're not playing favorites here.

Bake those little fuckers in the oven for about 18-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Let them cool for a bit because you're not a masochist who enjoys burning their mouth.

Now eat these delicious blueberry oatmeal muffins like your life depends on it. And don't you dare just stare at this recipe, get your ass in the kitchen and start baking!