Today, you've stumbled upon my recipe for a Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap. Why did I choose this recipe, you ask? Well, because it pisses me off to no end when I see bland, boring chicken salad recipes that lack any fucking creativity. This ain't your grandma's chicken salad, that's for sure.
Oh, you thought you were being so goddamn virtuous by choosing a salad wrap, didn't you? Well, let me tell you something - just because it's a salad doesn't mean it's healthy. People load that shit up with mayonnaise and call it a day. Well, not here. We're going to pack this wrap with fucking flavor and not a drop of guilt.
- 1 cup cooked chicken, shredded (get a rotisserie chicken if you're too lazy to cook, I don't give a shit)
- 1/2 cup diced peaches (fresh, none of that canned bullshit)
- 1/4 cup chopped pecans (make sure they're toasted, or you're dead to me)
- 1/4 cup diced red onion (if you hate onions, tough luck)
- 1/4 cup Greek yogurt (full-fat, because we're not about that low-fat nonsense)
- 2 tablespoons honey (if you even think about using fake syrup, I will find you)
- 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard (don't you dare use yellow mustard, you heathen)
- Salt and pepper to taste (if you oversalt this, just throw the whole thing in the trash)
- 4 whole wheat wraps (don't you dare use those flimsy-ass white wraps)
- First, in a large fucking bowl, mix together the chicken, peaches, pecans, red onion, Greek yogurt, honey, mustard, salt, and pepper. Toss that shit like you mean it.
- Take a whole wheat wrap and spoon a generous amount of the chicken salad mixture onto it. Don't be stingy, nobody likes a sad, empty wrap.
- Wrap that bad boy up like you're wrapping a present for your worst enemy. Fold the sides in, then roll that sucker up tightly.
- Repeat with the remaining wraps and filling. Cut each wrap in half on a diagonal because we're fancy like that.
- Serve that Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap with a side of attitude and enjoy the hell out of it. If you don't, I swear, I'll come over and force-feed it to you myself.
What the hell are you still doing here? Get off your ass and start making this Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap. And don't you dare screw it up.
xoxo
The Very Fucking Angry Chef
posted on Saturday, February 15 2025