I decided to grace you all with this recipe for a Peach Pecan Chicken Salad Wrap because apparently, people think salads are just for goddamn rabbits. Well, let me tell you, this salad wrap is not your basic bitch salad. It's got juicy peaches, crunchy pecans, and succulent chicken all wrapped up in a tasty tortilla. And you know what? It's fucking delicious, so stop turning your nose up at salads and give this one a try. - 2 chicken breasts, cooked and diced (I know, cooking the damn chicken yourself, what a chore!) - 1 cup diced fresh peaches (Get the ripest, juiciest peaches you can find or don't bother at all) - 1/2 cup chopped pecans (Don't you dare use those stale pecans sitting in the back of your pantry) - 1/4 cup diced red onion (If you don't like onion, tough shit, it adds flavor) - 1/4 cup mayonnaise (Full fat, none of that low-fat crap) - 1 tablespoon honey (Yes, sweet and savory, deal with it) - 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard (Don't even think about using regular mustard, you heathen) - Salt and pepper to taste (Because I won't even dignify that with an insult) 1. In a fucking large bowl, combine the diced chicken, peaches, pecans, and red onion. Mix that shit well. 2. In a separate small bowl, mix together the mayonnaise, honey, Dijon mustard, salt, and pepper. Whisk it like your life depends on it. 3. Pour that creamy goodness over the chicken mixture and toss everything like you're tossing a damn salad, because that's what you're doing. 4. Grab a soft tortilla and spoon the chicken salad mixture onto it. Wrap that baby up like you're wrapping up your feelings – tightly and with purpose. 5. Repeat with the remaining tortillas because this recipe makes more than one wrap, and you're not going to want to share. 6. Cut the wraps in half, and serve that shit up to yourself because you deserve it. Don't forget to savor every fucking bite.

xoxo
The Very Fucking Angry Chef
posted on Friday, December 13 2024